The huz loves golf. What sounds to me like an inexorable lesson in the very essence of boredom is the thing that can compel him to wake up at 5 AM on a Sunday, wear, what I consider to be seriously fashion-challenged duds and endeavor to hit a small white ball with a stick in the freezing cold. Fuuuuuun.
Huz also loves Tiger Woods. For many years I have been subjected to replays in slow motion of various shots while he narrates. See? Isn't he amazing? Isn't golf the greatest? Don't you want to wake up at 5 AM in the freezing cold and drive the golf cart and watch me try and hit a small white ball with a stick? Uh...let me think about this for a second...hmmm. Nope.
Turns out his Tiger golf club head cover is a sucker for the spotlight.
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